favorite texts and statements to ponderr

Are you the only woman on the planet with an uti vaccine side affect" -Aimee
You should have whispered "animals" - Aimee
You have the same reaction to a fly that I would have to a burglar. - Josh
"Mommy, a lot of homeless people live here." Austie, while we were camping
Your face is ridiculous. - Josh
Maybe pinworms in your nose? - Josh
The jiggle is the struggle. - commiserating with Kristen on our post pregnancy bods
(on motherhood) It gets easier... And harder... And easier... But it's the best job you'll ever have. - Dawn
All my days I have longed equally to travel the right road and to take my own errant path. - Sigrid Undset
Just farted in a wood chair but thankfully no one heard it because I have my earbuds in. @kellyoxford
Josh can hold the other leg. - Blane
Pinkie swear you won't tell. - Steven to Kevin
Guys. Please don't say anything inappropriate I can see your texts!!! Lol
"while waiting for a show Ahlam shared a story of an autistic kid she worked with that was motivated by food...then I remembered that i was coaxed into running my first full marathon with a free burrito.." Meehye on fb
"Stay calm...make tiny fists with your feet." Jess, New Girl
"I can't wait till I make enough money so you don't have to work" Josh, half kidding, in reflection of the change in his lifestyle since I've returned to work. ;)
"MY EYES!" me
"Sometimes I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't stop." Joanna
"It takes two brilliant minds to talk about rugs and Korean military strategy in the same conversation." Shin
"Blogger problem: Can't tell which of the 25+ tabs I have open is auto-playing a video stream." @Max_Fisher
Claire Dunphy says, "So, is it worth my meltdown?" Phil Dunphy replies, "It always is".
"I can defy convention." Shin
"If she would have touched someone, it would have been me!" Bil
"You're just going to have to get over it." Josh
"It's like a treasure hunt." Aimee
"I can't figure out if running on the treadmill while watching Track and Field trials is motivating or excruciatingly spirit-killing." @MichelleDBeadle
"LA...I've got to assume that all the people tweeting about the 4.0 earthquake are not natives. We don't get out of bed for less than 6.0." Retweeted by @sumibeats
"Um, did you just run into that window?" Leasing Agent
"dude. I'm naked. relax. lol" (not Josh or I)
"You know, daddy and I pray for you two everyday." Mom
"Gett'in my praise on...but not too much because I'm doing the slides." @sumibeats
"If I'm not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I'm crying. I'm crying if it's too sad, I'm crying if I'm too happy." Kristen Bell
"Your hubby told me to take a picture of my toes so I don't forget what they look like  -__-" Aimee
"We spent a year researching and looking at wedding blogs and swearing all the time - the Italian way to organize a wedding!" Graziano and Jenny
"Ok, time to save the world." Josh said to no one in particular while turning on his xbox.
"I think the diet coke ornament is just part of the tragedy." Patrick, Macy's Sales Associate injecting his opinion on my spirited dialogue with Aimee at the counter
"jut remember the two of you guys doing yoga together and Blane's constant exhausted groans, followed by a cheeky smike ;-)" Bianca, our yoga instructor
"My lasiked eye is freaking out!" New Girl show
Keep [Christ] in your mind. Inciting him into your action, and notice him in your life." Dallas Willard
"Picking your nose should only allowed when you're driving fast." 
"Even superheros have issues Bub." Aimee 
"Good morning wife"  Josh
"Hitoshi Tong" Aimee
"she said yes lol" Blane
"you know, this is really a three person game." Ross Gehlar
"U are luvd by me supris its ur mom" Mom
"I just POOPED in my PANTS!!!! AHHHHH!"
"the illustrious purple princess" Ray
"There's Uncle Mark, Uncle Mason, and the little guy." Abby
"I have a peace that transcends understanding.  You can't scare me. You can't shake me." Marion Yumori

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