How The Story Goes

This is how (I wish) the story goes. 

We needed art. ASAP. 

I stumbled onto these mind blowing marquee signs. 

We bought.

We installed.

You're looking at one happy lady. 

This is how (the real) story goes.

We needed art. ASAP.

I stumbled onto these mind blowing marquee signs.

I saw the price.

Had a heart attack.

Was rushed to the hospital.

Came home with no new art and an enormously high hospital bill. 

The end.